Ça plane pour moi

I'm spaced out

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

SUMMER VACATION 2008

The last trip I went on that I would categorize as a vacation was to Washington, D.C. in August, 2006. I went with Jess and stayed with Thom and his family in Burke, VA.

That's the three of us with the gargantuan sculpture of Einstein. I think we went to something like 8 or 9 museums.

This Summer I am taking my first solo vacation. My itinerary is like so:

May 20-21 - Poughkeepsie, NY
May 22-23 - New York City
May 23-27 - East Central, NJ
May 27-30 - Brussels
May 30 - Jun 2 - Ghent
Jun 2-5 - Bruges/Ostend
Jun 5-9 - Brussels
Jun 9 - Return to Chicago

This will be only my second time to Europe. The first time was in 2003, when I went to Ireland the summer after I graduated high school.

I think this picture was taken somewhere along the Ring of Kerry in Southwest Ireland. Although it was only 5 years ago, that trip feels eons away.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Blue Boy

One of my favorite paintings is Thomas Gainsborough's Blue Boy, painted around 1770. The painting is generally thought to be a portrait of Jonathan Buttall, the son of a wealthy merchant. Gainsborough was a member of the British Royal Academy. This painting is a great example of academic kitsch. Buttall, a teenager when the portrait was painted, is dressed in 17th century costume - the kind of clothes you'd see someone in an Anthony Van Dyck painting wearing. Van Dyck, painting in the previous century, was known for his portraits of nobles. In fact, the Buttall's pose is similar to the pose of Charles II in a portrait by Van Dyck.

There has also been speculation that Gainsborough painted Blue Boy as a retort to fellow Royal Academician Joshua Reynolds. The legend goes that they were in dispute as to whether blue was an appropriate color to use in the center of a painting.

A couple years ago, I scored one of my favorite things to hang on my wall at a thrift store in Orlando. It was a paint-by-number version of Blue Boy that I bought for $2. I still remember that day fairly well. Brian was driving Matt, Charles and I around to what seemed like every thrift store in the city limits - no small feat in the sprawl of Orlando. It took all afternoon and into the evening. I recall being stuck in rush hour traffic and moaning and groaning.

It's currently languishing at my parent's house. I couldn't get it to Chicago on the cheap so it's staying there for now.


The picture always hung over my bed. I thought it gave my bedroom a funny sleazy bent.

Today I received an email from Thom with this picture from his cell phone attached:


It's a ceramic Blue Boy on sale at Thriftko in Orlando. It's not the same thrift store where I got my paint by number Blue Boy, but one of the thrifts I frequented most often when I lived there.

About three weeks before Thom emailed me the picture from his cell phone, Matt had sent me an email with a picture of the same statuette:


They had both seen the Blue Boy in my room enough times to know that I would love and want the ceramic figure. One of them should be buying it for me by proxy one of these days, so don't go out and snag it!

What all three Blue Boys have in common is that they are kitsch. Gainsborough's is middlebrow, academic kitsch and the ersatz thrift store versions are lowbrow, consumer kitsch.

Living in Orlando means being surrounded by kitsch. It's often so dense, that it can become hard to tell whether you are receiving things ironically - and thus camping them - or whether you're really immersed and indulging in a pure and direct way. Never have I seen a greater collection of people versed in the aesthetics of kitsch as in Orlando.

So far, I have met very few people in Chicago who are true lovers of kitsch. My own love for kitsch, and kitsch appreciation must be expressed in terms of love, sometimes seems more like an embarrassing liability - or at least something that needs explaining.

The emails were nice little transmissions from back home. Irreverent junk recharges my batteries!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Daniel's Cel Phone Camera

These are some of my favorite images right now. My friend Daniel took them on his cameraphone. The texture visible when you view them full size, like you can on his Flickr, is brilliant. This is what Orlando looks like in my memory.







Sunday, January 20, 2008

2007 Movie Log

I watched a lot of movies in 2007. I finished 144 of the 186 that I started. That's a movie started every 1.96 days! Movies that I loved are marked with asterisks and movies I hated are marked with frowny faces. I'm not sure why this belongs in this blog, but I spent a lot of time with movies in 2007 so here I go!

Movies that I was pleasantly surprised by included: Secret Honor, Simple Men, Le souffle au couer, Flirting, Street of No Return, and Pasqualino Settebelleze. And even though it's a bit of a ridiculous and narcissistic movie, Kicking and Screaming meant something to me last year as well.

Movies that I expected a lot out of and was let down by included: True Stories, Clash of the Titans, An American Werewolf in London, and O.C. & Stiggs. Since it's a teen comedy directed by Robert Altman, I was expecting so much out of O.C. & Stiggs. It was probably the biggest letdown of the year.

JANUARY
Ils se marièrent et eurent beaucoup d'enfants (They got married and had lots of kids)
Jackass II
Children of Men
Harlem Nights
Play it Again, Sam
Short Cuts*
Triumph des Willens (Triumph of the Will)
Popeye*
Short Circuit 2
The Player*
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Liebe ist kälter als der Tod (Love is Colder than Death)
Conte d'été (Summer Story)
Boogie Nights
Buffalo Bill and the Indians, or Sitting Bull's History Lesson
A Room With a View
Paris, Texas*
Trois Couleurs: Blanc
The Thin Red Line
The Little Mermaid
The Boys in the Band
Volver
Deconstructing Harry

FEBRUARY
Heathers
The Jerk
Conan the Barbarian
Blood Simple*
Händler der vier Jahreszeiten (The Merchant of Four Seasons)*
Tongues Untied
Sorcerer :(
Desperate Living
Harold and Maude
Die Ehe der Maria Braun (The Marriage of Maria Braun)
Written on the Wind
Cannibal! The Musical
Mutter Küsters Fahrt zum Himmel* (Mother Kusters Goes to Heaven)
Der blaue Engel (The Blue Angel)
Being There
Trois Couleurs: Rouge
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey*
They Live
The Cook, the Thief, his Wife, & her Lover
The Sterile Cuckoo*

MARCH
Stick It
The Long Goodbye**
Estate violenta (Violent State)
Orlando
Cobra Verde
Encino Man
La Strada
The Celluloid Closet
Querelle
Paris is Burning*
Stomp the Yard
Whity*
Clash of the Titans :(
Juggling Gender
McCabe & Mrs. Miller*
Gosford Park
Ghost World
School Daze
Kicking and Screaming**

APRIL
The Tenant
Fat City :(
Metropolitan **
Reno 911!: Miami
Barcelona *
Adaptation.
Der Amerikanische Freund (The American Friend)
All That Jazz **
3 Women
How High
Raising Arizona
Love Story
Super Mario Bros.
Monsieur Klein *
Pasqualino Settebellezze (Seven Beauties) **

MAY
Foxes*
Videodrome
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Surf Ninjas
Lenny
Pickup on South Street
Taxi Driver
The Horse’s Mouth
La Nuit Américaine/Day For Night
Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song
Early Summer
Tanner ’88
Flirting**
An American Werewolf in London :(
Faces
The Lawnmower Man
The Big Red One
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
The Ballad of Cable Hogue*
Camera Buff*
The Niklashausen Journey

JUNE
Knocked Up
300
All That Heaven Allows
Rosemary’s Baby
Mon Oncle
The Lonely Guy
True Stories :(:(
The Last Temptation of Christ
Ali: Fear Eats the Soul
Picnic at Hanging Rock*
Meatballs*
Le souffle au couer (Murmur of the Heart)**

JULY
Fear of Fear
The Madness of King George
The Belly of an Architect
Transylvania 6-5000 :(
Richard Pryor: Live on the Sunset Strip
eXistenZ
Bill Hicks: Revelations
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie**
The Squid and the Whale
Star: 80*
Simple Men*
Friday :(
Henry Fool**
Barton Fink
Thieves Like Us*
Little Dieter Needs to Fly
Disturbia

AUGUST
El Topo
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Polyester*
The Simpsons Movie
La Collectioneuse (The Collector)*
My Dinner with Andre
Fitzcarraldo
Fay Grim
The Last Days of Disco*
Idiocracy
Travolti da un insolito destino nell'azzurro mare d'agosto (Swept Away)
Superbad
The Wicker Man [2006]
The Book of Life
Pretty Baby
Street of No Return*
Reanimator

SEPTEMBER
Interiors
Running Man
Secret Honor**
L'Argent (Money)*
Vincent and Theo
Hotel Chevalier
Lacombe, Lucien
O.C. and Stiggs :(:(
The Pervert's Guide to Cinema**

OCTOBER
INLAND EMPIRE

NOVEMBER
The Thin Man

DECEMBER
Walk Hard
No Country for Old Men*
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Alien vs. Predator: Requiem :(:(:(:(:(
Juno
Blade Runner: The Final Cut

Monday, January 14, 2008

Eurovision and French-language Pop Music

The Eurovision Song Contest has been held every year since 1956. Musicians representing each member of the European Broadcasting Union each perform a song. Each year, an artist from the represented nations is named the winner. Eurovision is one of the most watched television events in the world.

Belgium's representative has only won the contest once, in 1986. The song was "J'aime la vie" (I Love Life) performed by Sandra Kim. Kim was 13 at the time of her performance, and remains the youngest winner of the Eurovision contest. The song is fairly representative of the kind of M.O.R. pop music that proliferates in the contest.


Kim performing "J'aime la vie" at Eurovision '86.

A more interesting Belgian submission to Eurovision is the song "Euro-vision" by Belgian group Telex. It was the first song to appear in Eurovision that mentioned the contest by name. The lyrics don't say anything specifically negative about the contest, but their dispassionate delivery by singer Dan Lacksman makes clear the songs sarcastic bent.


Telex performing "Euro-vision" at Eurovision '80.

As the song ends, the bespectacled Lacksman scatters a few handfuls of confetti and snaps a picture with a camera pulled from his pocket, celebrating what must surely be their inevitable victory. In actuality, the song came in third-to-last place. According to Wikipedia, when Greece awarded Telex 3 points, the announcer thought it was a mistake and tried to give the points to fellow Benelux nation the Netherlands.

Telex's 1981 album "Sex" contained lyrics written by Sparks, the American rock duo. Sparks are fantastic in their own right and, like Telex, produced the album of another Belgian music sensation of the 80's: Lio.


Lio - "Sage (comme une image)"

"Sage (comme une image)," "Wise (as a picture)" in English, is my favorite Lio song. Its lyrics, not to mention its video, are totally visual studies ripe. "I'm wise as a picture/ wise as a picture/ bright on the page/ but not for your use" goes the chorus. The lyrics deal mostly with the singer's deferral of access to herself. In the video, Lio denies the bowtied male blockhead access to her body and image. Her image is, of course, offered up for the viewer of the video for consumption. Its consistent denial to others makes it even more desirable. The video begins and ends with Lio bouncing back and forth as she sings, her image reflected in mirrors that surround her, giving us even more Lio's to feast our eyes on.

The whole enterprise seems like an ironic comment on pop stardom in general, delivered deadpan by a pop artist. It's much slier than "J'aime la vie." This likely has something to do with the involvement of Sparks who produced the album the song appears on, "Suite Sixtine." They didn't write "Sage (comme une image)," but did write most of the songs on the album.

It all reminds me of another great sarcastic French-language pop song. It's France Gall's "Poupée de cire, poupée de son" (Wax Doll, Bran Doll), winner of the 1965 Eurovision contest. It's lyrics are about the apprehension the singer feels about singing songs written by others. As with most pop songs, even these lyrics were written by another person, in this case Serge Gainsbourg.


Gall performing her winning song at Eurovision.

I feel like there's lots of interesting things to think about regarding the shallowness of pop in general and the particular self-reflexive shallowness of some French-language pop songs specifically.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Bizarre Belgian road names


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I stumbled upon some bizarrely, but perhaps appropriately named roads in the Walloon town of Mouscron. The town sits just at the Belgian border with France and at Wallonia's border with Flanders.

Chausée du Risquons-Tout - Daredevil Road
Rue du Purgatoire - Purgatory Road
Rue du Paradis - Paradise Road (significantly shorter than Purgatory Road)
Rue de l’Echauffourée - Scuffle Road

It's so odd and interesting when a place decides to literally map an identity by naming its streets programatically. There is a stopgap town off state road 50 in Florida called Christmas where there is a street for each of Santa's reindeer. The neighborhood I grew up in, built a few years after America's bicentennial, had streets named after signers of the Declaration of Independence. I lived on Samuel Chase Lane. He was the only Supreme Court Justice ever to be impeached!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Tourist Map

I've never actually been to Belgium, but I'm trying to make it there within the next year. A friend of mine referred me to the travel website use-it.be

belgium city info

I'm not quite sure why it's worth mentioning here, but the website has a really snappy design. It has information for Brussels as well as three large Flemish cities: Bruge, Antwerp, and Ghent.

I don't really know anything about who is behind this website, but the fact that it is exclusive to Flemish cities is interesting. Tourism is one of the things that Flanders excels at over Wallonia. The dissimilarity of the economies in the two regions is one of the seeds of discord.